Bantum Physics

(băn'təm fĭz'ĭks)

1. noun A branch of physics derived from the hypothesis that the universe is made up of countless, incredibly small chickens.

Deicision

(dā-ə-si-zhən)

1. noun A decision made by a supreme being

2. noun A paradox derived from the physical impossibility of cutting God into pieces, and yet requiring Him to be present in all positions in a particle-based Universe. Requires preposition that physics applies to supreme beings. Made moot by the discovery of wave-particle duality (quantum physics).