Ambihextrous

(ăm'bĭ-hĕk'strəs)

1. adj. Capable of generating and casting spells or curses with either hand with equal proficiency

2. adj. (slang) A transgender or transvestite witch who dresses as, and performs the duties of a warlock, or vice versa (See also transhexual)

Hypotheoretical

(hī'pə-thē'ə-rĕt'ĭ-kəl)

1. adj. Of such a tenuous nature that neither hypothetical nor theoretical will suffice.

(See also hypertheoretical)

Emperiment

(ĕm-pĕr'ə-mənt)

1. noun An experiment designed to test an empirical relationship.

Stegular

(stĕg 'yə-lər)

1. adj. pertaining to members of the Stegosauria sub group of the Late Jurassic Epoch

2. adj. having features characteristic of a Stegosaur

Moddle

(mŏd'l)

1. noun the unsteady, rolling gait of an overweight internet discussion forum moderator

2. verb to walk in such a fashion

Deiscussion

(dē'ə-skŭsh'ən)

1. noun discourse on the topic of one or more supreme beings

Tom's Fictionary, an online fictional dictionary

Welcome to Tom's Fictionary, a dictionary of words which could exist but, beyond the realm of the typographical error, do not. Fictionaries take many forms, but this one will concentrate on words which don't officially exist, which I have 'developed'.

I'll ignore all sorts of classic dictionary customs (such as, for instance, alphabetical order), but you'll recognise things like pronunciation guides and verbs and things like that which no-one but the word geeks really understand.

Feel free to use any of the words you see here - all I ask is that you use them with the meaning with which they were created.

Thanks,

Tom